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 Post subject: I talked to a girl!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:05 am 
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Location: I live in the LH section of P-town. Northside Dirty Jersey. Also I live in a state of confusion.
She wasnt imgainary or anything! I am pretty sure she doesnt have a penis!


So yeah, last week I went into a CD World near me to kill some boredom. And this really cute chick was working the counter, and she was wearing a Futurama T shirt. I didnt really talk to her at first. I had to go out to my car and psyc myself up for a couple mins. Anyways. I talked to her, and got her facebooks info. We have been talking everynight. She didnt say no, when I asked her out, but she didnt say yes. She has alot of shit going on right now, and is ok talking to me about it. Oh another good sign is she told me how some other dudes asked her out and she lied and said she had a bf. She didnt do that to me!! Anyway. even if it doesn't work out.. I TALKED TO A REAL GIRL!

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Cool Tim, just remember not to fall into the friend zone. Do not want.
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Love your hair, Deak.

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I know what you are talking about.
I kept seeing this girl every morning and evening and I finally worked up the courage to talk to her the other day.
It turns out that she lives here and we have been married for 11 years. Appearenty she has like 3 kids so I'm going to take things slow.

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darthsaxus77 wrote:
Love your hair, Deak.


Bob, that's not me that's Duckie man! Pretty in Pink? No? :oops:


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Deak Starkiller wrote:

Bob, that's not me .......


All too easy.



gotcha 8)

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Oh you Bob S! :P


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no longer will your penis go flacid and unused . time to throw out the magic cards and d&d books . your all growns up.

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Eric wrote:
I know what you are talking about.
I kept seeing this girl every morning and evening and I finally worked up the courage to talk to her the other day.
It turns out that she lives here and we have been married for 11 years. Appearenty she has like 3 kids so I'm going to take things slow.


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Well done! You've taken your first step into a larger world.

Another tip: don't push for anal on the first date. Not from experience, but, well, you're Captain Tim. Jes lookin out!

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http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... ID=1734612

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Hahaha, of course.

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Yo Tim!!! Where's the update?

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Location: I live in the LH section of P-town. Northside Dirty Jersey. Also I live in a state of confusion.
oh. fuck that bitch. I ended up talking to this other girl. We used to "date" like 10 years ago. She hits me up on facebook. And bam. We are not dating. But some dating activities do happen.

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