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 Post subject: To Boldly Go
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:35 am 
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been in a Trek mood lately (the new movie was badass) so I listened to the episode where you discussed it again.

there is an assload of comedy gold right there fellas. I gotta say and please don't take it the wrong way, I love Ed and Mike but nothing compares to the threesome rippin it.

if anybody hasn't listened to this episode yet I highly recommend it.

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Hell, I might even go back and check it out. Thanks!

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I'll have to listen to that one again.

And yeah, the new Star Trek kicked all sorts of ass. Going to see it for the second time tonight.


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I checked it out last night, and yeah, it was funny. Although there was plenty of chatter not about SW OR Trek. Worth a revisit!

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9mm_Ed wrote:
Although there was plenty of chatter not about SW OR Trek.


Fuck people that own monkeys.


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GAR wrote:
9mm_Ed wrote:
Although there was plenty of chatter not about SW OR Trek.


Fuck people that own monkeys.


Hahaha, true, you remind me right there that some things don't change ;)

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HAHAHAHAH!

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Have you ever fucked a tauntaun?


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i recall an old episode of maury povich where this dip shit had a chimp for a long time then had it taken to the old folks home for monkeys or some shit. her and her husband went every year for the chimps birthday with a cake and had a picnic with the monkey. one year some other monkeys got pissed off and beat the living hell out of the husband. these dudes bit off fingers toes even the guys dick and nose. so im watching this guy on tv tell his story w/o a nose and all, and all i can think of is you d probably still have a johnson if you wouldnt have bought a monkey u ass.

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I SAW THAT EPISODE!

I can't remember who was the father though?

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i aint the baby daddy!

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Fun Fact!

Chimps, when angered and cornered have many critical targets.

Fingers/Hands: They try and make sure you can't hurt them with your arms.

Genitals: They'll bite your dick off to insure you won't attempt to rape them.

Face: They'll ruin your face, so you won't bite them.

It sounds absolutely crazy.
It also says a lot about the animal world that in the chimp list of shit-to-do, rape is part of aggression.

So, I'm going to beat you down AND make you my mate to drive that point home.

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wow i ve never been as disturbed and disgusted at the same time ...... ever.

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 Post subject: Re: To Boldly Go
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I have been downloading past shows and this has got to be one of the funniest. You have everything from Han's torture chamber to beheading your mother to camel jizz in this show. AND I believe this is the first appearance of Caleb la Fountaine (hoh hoh hoh ((in a semi French accent))

NOT to be missed. Crank it up gents!!!! Your fans await!!!

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